Remoras

Johnny Depp's (pet name for) Stans : a parasitic sucker fish that attaches to a host and lives off its feces.

1. Today we learned Johnny Depp calls his fans "remoras" - a type of sucker fish that sucks on ships, sharks and swimmers.

2. Depp, there are remoras behind you.

3. Did you know "relatives" is actually Johnny Depp's code for "remoras"?

4.“Depp would insult his fans… he called them remoras, which are suckerfish that put a hole in a ship and sink it.”

by Unityworld May 24, 2022

Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

recockulous

A variation of the word "ridiculous," with the emphasis on the syllable making the "COCK" sound, meaning anything that is extremely stupid; ridiculous to the point of absurdity.

1. Did you see Vice President Dick Cheney sleeping through the official briefing about the California fires? That was absolutely reCOCKulous!

by Marcus Solomon November 25, 2007

Remorse

rɪˈmors noun:

1) An uncomfortable sense of gnawing guilt, or deep regret for a past misdeed that can easily be avoided by not giving a fuck.

I briefly felt a tinge of remorse after sleeping with your wife, but then I thought "who gives a fuck?"....and went to the bar for a beer and karaoke.

by Shane C Gray December 18, 2012

Jackie's Remorse

Post-masturbation remorse for one's actions or sexual thoughts during the course of the masturbation.

Jonathan decided tasting his own cum would be hot, but after doing it he almost immediately had Jackie's remorse.

by Nov't April 10, 2009

Porn Remorse

The act of downloading a porn video, and while it is downloading you look at another video to jerk off to, after done you cancel the download and then later you wished you had it downloaded to jerk off too.

Me: Sweet I'm going to download video, i'm going to watch this in the mean time.

5 minutes later

Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.

6 hours later

Me: Porn Remorse

by CRad49 November 25, 2009