Religiocal

A magical event resulting from either prayer, potion mixing, coincedence or a combination thereof.

Did you see that, right when I prayed to buhda that my potion would make you vote this definition down, you did. That's religiocally magicious.

by caliwilli September 19, 2010

Religion

One of the easiest ways to get people angry at each other quick.

Person A: Hello good neighbor. You look like a cool guy. My name's John.
Person B: Howdy. My name's Mark. I'm a very spiritual person, and I want you to know the grace of thy lord. Have you been saved by Jesus?
Person A: No, I'm an atheist.
Person B: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT RAPIST PEDOPHILE GAY JACKASS BITCH WHORE DICKHOLE DIPSHIT CUNT SLUTTY WHORE FUCKER CUM EATING ASSHOLE DILDO PUSSY LICKING RELIGION HATING CONDOM WRAPPER!

by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 11, 2018

religitainment

religion + entertainment

Think Veggietales. Or any type of flims they show in Christian private schools that are entertaining but also have a religious agenda.

When I went to Catholic school, every friday we got to see a religitainment film.

by katie tran May 7, 2004

religion

A system whereby people look to supernatural forces or entities for guidance, protection, power, knowledge, etc.

Ideally, religion should be about soul-searching, personal betterment, open inquiry, honesty, community, compassion, and striving towards a higher plane of existence. Regrettably, throughout history religions have been created/perverted by the societal elite to maintain their power and oppress others. Unfortunately, it is because of such sins of the past (and present; see televangelist, religious right, gaybashing) that have contributed to a global increase of people unwilling to accept any kind of religion.

Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shintoism, tribal shamanism, Zoroastrianism, Vodun (Voodoo), Mormonism, etc.

by Yax Balam January 6, 2005

Religion

An organized set of spiritual beliefs for the purpose of gaining knowledge about the ultimate nature of reality. It serves as a constant source of purpose and comfort for countless millions of people. It is often incorrectly blamed for every evil in human history. Religion is not, and never was the source of these evils. It is our own corrupt and violent nature as human beings that cause evil. This coupled with strong socio-economic forces have made history quite violent, however it has all been in spite of religion not because of it.

The claims of religious text do not even need to be true for religion to have social utility.

by Keys7854 July 27, 2010

religion

The biggest lie in human history. It has been responsible for more deaths throughout human history than all other unnatural causes combined. For a thousand years the Church was a tyrannical dictatorship that used religion to control the uneducated masses. Free your minds and come into the 21st century

"Religion is the child of Ignorance and Fear"

by ShadeeFan April 18, 2003

religious trolls

Religious trolls are people who abuse their authority as a supposed spiritual leader and abuse religion by using religion as an excuse to hate and discriminate against specific demographics, by race, religious affiliation, nonreligious affiliation (atheists and agnostics), sexual orientation, sex, national origin, or political affiliation.

"People like Pat Robertson, who demonizes gay people, minorities, people of other nations. and people who aren't like him and believe like he does, in any way, are religious trolls. Their own religious texts, when read, do not substantiate any of the things they say but they always use religion to excuse their hatred and bigotry towards others, saying that it is the will of God. They constantly misinterpret or cherry pick scripture to excuse their actions and speech."

by Arizona Mildman April 18, 2015