Raccooned

After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.

Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!

by TinMan13a December 18, 2012

Raccoon

A large mass of fat that folds over the genitals, and protrudes below the stomach, closely resembling a raccoon nestling between the genital area and the stomach. Usually common to fat people, who look like they have an extra stomach.

ah, look trevor has such a big raccoon! I hope it doesnt come and attack us!

by Dr. Jeff Cortez August 3, 2007

ricky raccoon

When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.

My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.

by Grandmafucker May 14, 2016

Raccoon

A person who defends a garbage video game, typically a stoner who is too burnt to understand the plot or mechanics or a parent who plays the game maybe 1 hour a day.

"Peluso likes Anthem? What a fucking Raccoon."

by Bishopp May 3, 2019

blue raccoon

Slut

Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.

by francisSharky November 14, 2013

slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

raccoon

person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic

I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.

by jean zizuo March 29, 2008