queff

a vagina fart for woman

omfg Becca I just queffed in front of brandon

by grimlen0801 October 14, 2018

Quarf

A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.

Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

quiff

Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.

Was that a fart or did you just quiff?

by eastereggalex18 June 15, 2009

quiff

Quiff in Brooklyn in the 1960's meant a homsexual or effeminate man.

That guy is quiff. I bet he's queer.

by Sean Sweeney August 18, 2006

Quarf

when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina

A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package

by SoCOR December 13, 2010

Quff Quff

1. Quff Quff is a wild, exhillerating feeling as you run through the woods. Its glorious and no one can stop you from grazing the wild flowers as you dance with the wildabeast.

2. Quff Quff is in the Unicorn Opal Internatilnal Language Socieaty. (UOILS) This is the languge when your heart is bursting with ripe tomatoes with a flickering sight of fractured bananas, and no one can stop you - but you need an intelligent cockroad to fill your dremtful heart. Quff Quff is the definition, DARN IT. When no body even knows what your saying. Look up UNICORN OPAL INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE SOCIETY for more words.

1. You tell your gleaming friend, "Yo dude Fool I just quff quff'ed with a goat, and I think that the legos have fallen in the ways of a spanish Pillsbury Dough boy.

2. (The International Chess Player has just lost a game because his opponent check-mated him) YOU WALKING GARAGE! I JUST...... QUFF QUFF YOUR HEAD YOU MANGLING RHINO!!

by Katheea May 1, 2006

The Quiff

An ignorant user that spends all of his time in a Pojo. He spends all of his waking hours on Pojo, typing inane YuGiOh theories even though he has no competitive experience. If you happen to point out a flaw in one of his arguments, he will ignore you or make a horrible analogy. He is constantly accompanied by the hermaphrodite Nuuuuf and the equally misguided troll T-Drag. If you ever venture into the dark section of Pojo's Banned and Restricted section, watch out for this freak and his gang of lackeys.

1: Stop! It's Logic Time!
2: Random Poster: The Quiff, your analogies are terrible.
The Quiff: Would you rather: A: Catch a disease, but be cured afterward.
B: Have a vaccination so that disease can never affect you.
Random Poster: Dude, this is a YuGiOh forum.
The Quiff: <ignores post>
3: The Quiff: Come, my minions!
*random trolls and tools from Pojo pop up*

by DantedaKing23 October 18, 2008