Black President

America: No longer racist.

Joe: Hey fuck you nigger!
Henry: Woah! you racist asshole
Joe: I'm not racist I have a Black President.

by iiHypno June 7, 2009

President Obama

God Help Us All.

-"President Obama has a nice ring to it"

-"yeah, so does higher taxes, inexperience, and empty promises."

by Foozie March 28, 2009

President Bush

Synonym for "retarded Texan who misleads his country into war for the personal benefits of his partners and him"

President Bush is a lying douche. Hang him now.

by Thrash Attack Zack April 5, 2007

The President

a fucking idiot that makes up words

A pack of tic-tacs can run the US better than DUBYA.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

President Bush

Greedy, neoconservative, unconscious, ignorant fascist who is pulling the wool over a lot of conservative leaning fools.

Man #1: President Bush is a greedy, lying asshole, huh?
Woman #1: Yup! f&*k him!

by El Muneco March 5, 2005

President Bush

1. a sloppy, loose, vagina that will do whatever a dick says. also prone to raping penises for no reason, but always using an oil-based lubricant.

2. a commanding, demanding, bossy woman's nether-region. You must always salute, and it will hold occasional press-conferences.

3. the commander-in-queef.

4. the 41st or 43rd President of the US.

President Bush says it's snack time.

President Bush ordered an attack and is demanding a torpedo launch.

by urbanegentleman April 21, 2011

The Best Damn President Ever

Donald J Trump. While the small minded libtards call him racist and sexist without any actual evidence to back them up, the remaining sane people on the planet know that Trump isn't the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

"You know who the best damn president ever is?"
"Nah bruh, who?"
"Donald J Trump, thats who."

by Kingharambe January 31, 2017