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poontang

damn get me some of that poontang
by TopDonny February 12, 2020
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pooning

scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning
I just got done pooning my chick.

It's time for A pooner!
by Catapillar with horns January 4, 2021
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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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PoonTangHowie

That one friend who’s 1% Mexican and loves to fight street cones.
Oh boy here PoonTangHowie goes again... better watch out.
by QuaaludeKing June 5, 2021
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Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.
"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"
by BigBS67 December 15, 2021
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Pointing bird

Super cool lad that gets so many bitches, if you see him on the street give him a cheeky tug
Just saw pointing bird amazing head
by It was i dio February 13, 2022
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pointing at the camera

someone who always points at the camera is definitely a virgin.
max: “why is gage always pointing at the camera?”
logan: “he’s a virgin, let him be”
by jukativity May 19, 2022
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