plaid coyote

to cut a hole in a girls leggings, fuck her with the leggings on through the hole. then never call that bitch again

roronoa plaid coyote'd tania

by Roronoa Zoro February 25, 2010

plaidnauseum

The sense of disdain one gets when surrounded by countless, uncreative 20-somethings all wearing the same type of plaid shirt.

The point at which one wears far too many plaid shirts instead of other perfectly suitable types of clothing.

"Hey Kristina, check out that hot guy standing next to the bar!"

"Which one?"

"The one wearing the plaid shirt."

"...There's like five guys in that general direction that are all wearing plaid shirts. Ugh, I'm totally getting plaidnauseum in this bar."

by Victorious L.I.U. November 1, 2012

Plode

To move violently

atoms plode inside a star.

by meownster December 25, 2016

Plovdiv

it means to lower your expectations. Your experience will be enjoyable if one lowered the expectations of what is enjoyable.

This honey wine from Ethiopia is so bad.

Listen you need to Plovdiv it and lower your expectations.

by O's Army December 16, 2020

plonder

Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.

Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?

by JasperBucket October 10, 2017

plodge

Something sticky, a glutinous excretion of the sort you sometimes put your hand in and wonder what is. Similar to milge but thicker, stickier, gloopier and less identifiable.

Oh my God, there's some sort of plodge down th front of my shirt

by evil hippy June 13, 2004

Plodders

To make people become hobos or to not know long words and act far thicker than you actually are. To look pretty with curly hair yet also with straight

I can't believe she just ploddersed Rosie :O

by kiwishe1 June 12, 2011