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on the back of lay's potato chips bags there were "ploids" that you could cut out, and you could mail in ploids to get prizes, only if you saved like 100000000000+ though
"i begged my moms to get a costco pack of dorito fun sized bags cuz im saving up ploids to get a walkman"

travis: "woah where'd ya get the bike?"
trey "i sent in my ploids"
ploids by machawesometron5000 December 15, 2010
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Verb: To move so far beyond the boundaries of a map so that there are no longer any objects or terrain within the draw distance, leaving one stranded in a blank plain. Most commonly a result of falling off the edge of the map in poorly-coded Unity games.
Roughly half of Gaming Garbage's videos end in ploishing.
Ploishing occurs when an object or character model inside a video game goes past the boundaries set up by the programmers, and hurdles endlessly into a void. Glitches and bad level geometry are the most likely factors to cause an entity to ploish.
Player 1: Don't try to jump over that wall in the corner.
Player 2: Did you get over it?
*Cut to Player 1's character falling underneath the world*
Player 1: Yeah, but I ploished when I tried it.
Ploish by Dontrel the Dolphin April 29, 2014
Ouch! I think my ploid might be causing my testicular torsion.
Ploid by johntypebeat March 30, 2021

Plaidstersexual 

A male that is a cross between an urbanite, a metrosexual, and a hipster that wears plaid frequently.
Did you see bobs new blue plaid shirt? He is such a plaidstersexual riding his fixie around town.
An Australian way of saying “please” popularised by the Australian tv show Kath & Kim
Kim, look at me ploise
ploise by Hopalong22 August 15, 2018
Derives from the word diploid, calling someone "stupid" or "thick" as in they don't understand what is happening. If you call someone a Ploidy it has the same meaning, but in a friendlier way. It is nicer term to call someone a bit stupid, usually used between friends.
Wow, Mark you're such a Ploidy!
ploidy by Ploidy October 5, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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