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Plastic Pollution Denier

A person or organisation secretly funded by the plastic industry who knowingly picks and chooses from modern research to create pro-plastic propaganda. Even when faced with undeniable photographic and scientific evidence, they will continue to claim that plastic pollution is fabricated by charities and the 'mainstream media' to misappropriate money. Possibly hates turtles.
A 'world-renowned expert' with dubious income source gave a short statement proving himself to be a Plastic Pollution Denier, "Plastic isn't the problem. People are. Why don't we just bury it? There's no shortage of holes"
by Seariously? July 6, 2023
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Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.
Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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ghetto plastic

When you open up someone's wallet, and you see like 12 credit cards in there, because they're too poor to pay them off so every time they max them out they just get a new one, and they're all in someone else's name.
Dude, are you broke or what? You're packing some serious ghetto plastic.
by radiochu October 11, 2010
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Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"
Yo, we shredding plastic rn?
by walmu May 22, 2022
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paying with plastic

when you use a credit card to pay at a store or restaurant
Waiter: How will you be paying tonight ma'am?
Lady: I'll be paying with plastic.
by E Flamingo September 26, 2008
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Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018
"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."
by A Gherkin November 23, 2018
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a plastic

A plastic is a girl who thinks makeup is the only key to making a girl pretty, so they wear a lot of it. A plastic also wears a lot of the same brand, like abercrombie and fitch or hollister or american eagle. A plastic normally wears 5 inch padded bras even though they have no boobs watsoever. PLastics aren't like Barbies;most plastics aren't pretty, and if they are, its only because of their makeup. A plastic is someone who actually brags about how much they straighten their hair. They don't do well in school at all.
the girl was a plastic, so she said "OK so everyday i put on toner, bronzer, blush, eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow, lipgloss, and other stuff!"

"I straighten my hair everyday except today because i couldn't find a tight enough abercrombie shirt and all my padded bras were in the wash!"
by i know what iM DOiNG May 24, 2006
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