normal

Normal is anything that doesnt involve chickens or latex .. unless youre into that sort of thing .. then the chickens and latex would be quite normal .. but hampsters would be way out .. unles you were into that sort of thing and were sponsored by a Duct tape manufacturer .. then maybe all 3 of those would be normal .. and chopsticks would be beyond reproach .. unless you were into that sort of thing

Normal people do not insert gerbils

by EwNeeK February 26, 2009

Normal

somthing decided as a norm by a group or as a group

Who ever thinks he's gay say "I"

by SPAWN-ANGEL March 3, 2004

normal

Not a greb, a skater or a townie, or any other group of people, but they are usually opposed to townies, and will help in a fight between a greb and a townie, usually on the grebs side.

Normal person:(to greb)check out that idiot townie!
Greb:(to normal person)Yeah, hes such an idiot, beating up that 2 year old!
Normal person:Lets go help!

by G.R.E.B June 17, 2005

Normal Civil Day

A situation whereby one regrets their own existence.

S: Hows Life

Z : Pretty shit, i fucking hate my life and i want to kill myself.
S: In other words, it's a Normal Civil Day

by LOWSESBOI95 March 19, 2019

normal people things

A song by lovejoy, talking about what normal people do like panic attacks and lying in silence.

Me: Do you like lovejoys song Normal People things
Them: YES!!
Me: Lets listen to it on repeat for hours!

by Olive Bees October 19, 2023

exit normal

An attempt to leave the tedium of everyday existence behind.

Some day I would love to face a door with the sign blinking Exit Normal.

by Marsonearth June 24, 2006

Brainwashed Normals

An all encompassing term used in rebuttal to a political point made accusing a group of people of being brainwashed. (eg. brainwashed liberals, brainwashed fox news watchers). Used tongue in cheek to suggest that anyone subscribing to any mainstream ethos is brainwashed, yet by using the term "normal" acknowledges the lack of sanity of any point being made in the rebuttal.

All you brainwashed normals will never acknowledge the real cause of our suffering is due to the Morlocks of Middle Earth secretly controlling all world governments. We have to dig to the core of the Earth and take them over with force and stop concerning ourselves with distractions such as poverty and global war.

Of course you don't believe fluoridation of water is the greatest communist plot of all time to destroy capitalist, your a brainwashed normal.

by Manny the Builder July 27, 2016