reverse nonced

When you capture a peadophile

Yo, Fred just got reverse nonced!

by basgler1 August 5, 2018

lanky nonce

Tall man who likes little kids

wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!

by Genderfluidhoe July 5, 2021

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 7, 2019

biffy nonce

A peadophile who is also very stupid

Chrissie: so Will, how was work today?

Will: it was alright, we arrested a peado who wasn’t just into kids, but was dead stupid too

Chrissie: ah, you caught yourself a biffy nonce

by Chilly1998 May 11, 2020

Mark the nonce

A nonce aff tiktok that send nudes to wains he’s a dirty nonce

Aw he’s mark the nonce

by Mark the nonce April 14, 2020

Nonce aware

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.

Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.

by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021

Jack the Nonce

nonce.

“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”

by nonce9H January 19, 2019