Nobody Knows

Said when an answer is unknown.

This nobody guy sure knows a lot of stuff. Nobody really knows how though.
Its a mystery .. I guess nobody knows.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize

A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.

My wife gave me a good back rub last night. She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for that.

by pyrodoctor October 10, 2009

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

Nobend Island

A place where irritating or inappropriate people must be sent to. Once people are in Nobend Island they cam still be seen by all but are actually in a parallel dimension to us. They must redeem themselves in order to depart Nobend Island.

Sentenced:
Alex: Lolage you're such a fag you n00b.
Jay: What're you on about?
Alex: *Says more unfunny things*
Jay: Nobend Island. Now.

To depart:

Alex: *Gives Jay a cookie*
Jay: *Munches* ... You can leave Nobend Island.

by Chelseh F February 22, 2008

Nobeling

To wander aimlessly without purpose or direction.

to not know what the hell you are doing.
Mike is drunk and nobeling again.

by spidervillen February 20, 2009

Noted

Another word for goated, apparently people think goated is cringe so it is replaced by the word noted. Noted means the best one! Or legendaryu. When you gather information and you take noted of it.

EDU is speaking goatedness? OH NOTED
Noted, I'll consider than information.

by goatedisnotcringe-_- January 23, 2022