Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.

AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...

by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018

The first and last word

The first and last word is as follows.... Word.

The first and last Word of the Lord. ... Word

by NotTheIdentityThief July 17, 2018

The Risen One

Resurrected one

The risen one will save us from the evil one.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 17, 2018

Riddle Me This

Then riddle me this...

Riddle me this: How many riddles does it take to confuse the riddler?

by NotTheIdentityThief July 17, 2018

Division

If Satan and the Lord are divided against themselves their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end.

Division by zero. Division of a family. Division squadron.

How can Satan and the Lord cast out Satan and the Lord? Surely if the Lord and Satan cast themselves out their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end. In this case it is a dead heat draw and tie in which, again, Nobody is the clear winner. Nobody wins again.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 17, 2018

Pyro pete

The local neighbourhood arsonist

Did you see pyro Pete last week he burned the whole neighbourhood down. That man is a menace.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 15, 2018

Nobody Knows

Said when an answer is unknown.

This nobody guy sure knows a lot of stuff. Nobody really knows how though.
Its a mystery .. I guess nobody knows.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 17, 2018