13 definition by NotTheIdentityThief

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Said when an answer is unknown.
This nobody guy sure knows a lot of stuff. Nobody really knows how though.
Its a mystery .. I guess nobody knows.
by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

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Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?
Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.
by NotTheIdentityThief August 13, 2018

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The local neighbourhood arsonist
Did you see pyro Pete last week he burned the whole neighbourhood down. That man is a menace.
by NotTheIdentityThief July 15, 2018

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Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris fused together like in Dragonball Z where two people fuse together and unite their powers.
Who would win in a Mexican standoff between Derick Klarris and Eric and Dylan? Stay tuned for more when Ultimate cage match showdown returns.
by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

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The first and last word is as follows.... Word.
The first and last Word of the Lord. ... Word
by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

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If Satan and the Lord are divided against themselves their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end.
Division by zero. Division of a family. Division squadron.

How can Satan and the Lord cast out Satan and the Lord? Surely if the Lord and Satan cast themselves out their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end. In this case it is a dead heat draw and tie in which, again, Nobody is the clear winner. Nobody wins again.
by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

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Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.
AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018

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