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New York Monday 

The New York Monday is the effect of the brain's response to extreme automobile traffic in the New York area for a prolonged period over which an individual perceives it has no control. It involves an endocrine system response in which occurs a release of corticosteroids. Sweating, nervousness and sometimes nausea may accompany this caught in traffic person. The effects of stress are often enhanced due to the fact that Sunday is a relaxing day and the following day, Monday, causes an extreme shock to the driver.
Carl got touraids from the New York Monday after being 2 hours late for work and stuck at the Lincoln Tunnel.
New York Monday by fargo123 February 13, 2010
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New York Burrito 

The sexual act of pooping in a woman's vagina.
Because Eric didn't like the idea of shitting in a woman's vagina, the thought of a New York Burrito appalled him.
New York Burrito by Jo Fo May 12, 2006

new york city cops 

A group of people that 'aint too smart' - from the song by The Strokes.
"You guys are acting like new york city cops."
"Oh. Harsh."
new york city cops by me February 1, 2005

New York City

The epitome of gentrification, New York is a prime example of socioeconomic inequality. You see neighborhoods like the financial district where the only people that can afford to live there are insanely wealthy, and then you see neighborhoods like Hunts Point, a source of abject poverty. When the Russians bashed on capitalism, New York was exactly what they were thinking of.
Aaron: Hey you want to go up to New York City for the weekend?
Jane: And spend $30 on a hamburger at Shake Shack? No thanks.
New York City by knarf1995 April 23, 2013

new york minute 

1. taken from the general belief that everything in new york moves faster than the rest of the world, hence a new york minute is more like a split second
2. a split second
3. a quick moment
i'll get this job done in a new york minute.
new york minute by Michael Ray-Von December 6, 2003

New York Mane 

When a man has pubic hairs that are longer than the actual penis. New York is used because it is filled with tall buildings, yet has a short, flat Central Park in the middle.
Did you notice that old asian guy with then New York Mane? I feel sorry for his wife.
New York Mane by lahuard January 27, 2005

New York Sip 

Quickly consuming an entire beverage from its container.
"Orange box cutter, that New York shit; guzzle the whole bottle that's a New York sip" -- Prodigy, Return of the Mac
New York Sip by jehovajonez May 17, 2007