nerd burglar

Someone who burgles some nerds.

Shmool is a nerd burglar because of the djs presidency.

by hyped_corner March 14, 2019

nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.

Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!

by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020

tree nerd

nerds who sit in trees close to a persons wifi network and steal his bandwith

my wireless network is so slow have you checked for tree nerds lately?

by lkymky April 23, 2008

Guitar Hero Nerd

A person who learns about metal songs/bands from playing Guitar Hero.

Metal Head: Hey, have you heard of that band Metallica?
Guitar Hero Nerd: Yeah, from Guitar Hero.

by fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou December 2, 2010

needs more jiggawatts

A phrase from the film Back to the Future. It was used in the movie by the Doc to voice concern that something needs to be more powerful.

Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.

Jon: Dude, my MP3 player can't hold anymore songs. It's only 256MB.

Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.

____

Sam: This computer is too slow.

Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.

____

Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.

Beth: Hells yea.

____

Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.

Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!

by malcolmdog January 4, 2006

Closet Nerd

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...

by Conar101 November 12, 2005

Nerd

A studious and smart person who gets made fun of by haters. Nerds are not necessarily the 1960's stereo type with bottle cap glasses, suspenders, button shirts with pens in a shirt pocket, ect. Some nerds are good looking, some are smart, and some are both. Nerds are academicly advanced. However, most nerds are still socially challenged. Nerds are loners. :)
Not
Even
Remotely
Dumb

Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Galileo Galilei, Little rock 9, Alfred Binet, Carl Linnaeus, Steve Urkil the nerd.

by HawaiianPunch1 October 25, 2009