The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"

He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!

Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"

Bobby loves Anal.

number 169 by Bari April 9, 2005

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Number 3

Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.

Last night was pretty rough, I just took a messy number 3. I need to brush my teeth.

Number 3 by Agent Brian December 7, 2012

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number 12

It is a combonation of urination and defacation in the same restroom visit. Derives from from the words number 1 and number 2.

James: Hey Travis you were in there awhile. Did you do a number 2?

Travis: No man, a number 12.

James: Why do you give it a special name? Everyone pees when they poop most times...

number 12 by Wannnabe55 May 20, 2009

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number one bitch

The very "top" bitch, meaning the "bitchiest" of them all.

"Angie is the number one bitch in this school"

number one bitch by EsDeFF December 27, 2015

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