Maldito Hijo de Perra

Argentinian-Spanish for Mother Puss Bucket

<El Hombre Malvavisco mira enojado a los Cazafantasmas>

Peter Venkman: "¡¡¡Maldito Hijo de Perra!!!"

by Wimpygrwg March 13, 2022

Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.

I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!

by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022

malding

who the fuck is Hasan and why is he malding?

Hasan is malding?

by ajspetraccoon March 26, 2022

Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding

Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*

by Depression :D April 28, 2022

Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition

Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now

by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022

Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022

Mald

A word used in order to dismiss someone's valid complaints, usually directed at something the user is overly attached to.

"I'm just saying, the overall quality of the franchise took a nosedive ever since they learnt they didn't have to put effort in to get sales."

"lol, stop malding."

"dammit. you're right. i forgot i'm meant to blindly consume whatever media is presented before me. thanks for the reminder."

by The_Stonefish June 22, 2022