meat rod

a rod of meat, aka a fat cock

Sam inserted his meat rod into two tasty buns

by widdywiddy December 14, 2012

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010

meat taco

A females vagina

Can i eat your meat taco

by paige December 12, 2003

meatosis

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004

Meat Ram

Slang term for penis.

I'd like to splinter her gates with my meat ram.

by The Pen Is... August 12, 2011

meat socket

whore; loose woman who is only useful for her stench trench.life support system for a pussy.

She is nothing but a cheap meat socket.

by mersh923 May 5, 2006