My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

by Beanafied May 12, 2020

keyboard racer

1. person whom of which races from keyboard to keyboard to keyboard to keyboard (see a pattern forming here?) to yet another keyboard so he can post online messages on Internet bulletin boards and discussion forums. Can often be found belittling innocent people (posters) of said domains. Visit keyboardracer.com for more visual and definitive information.

2. see: flamer, gayrab, manatee, and troll.

3. person whom of which uses many different computers to dupe Internet audiences, webmasters, and website moderators into thinking that the keyboard racer's posts are actually different people and user-names.

4. person whom of which uses different I.S.P. (Internet Service Provider) addresses to pose as different people online. Also known to use Internet anonymous software that masks cookies, route paths, and I.S.P. addresses.

"Yeah, dude... looks like Mr. Keyboardracer just banned from yet another website for his flaming, slandering, profanity, and all out lying. When WILL he learn to stfu?"

by ZZZ June 10, 2004

keybored

when you are bored and you type things with your keyboard. usually random things. often searched into google.

what do you get when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google?

examples of what one might search for when they are keybored:
-qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
-mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
-asfnjiwecnbjipawefmabfuqipn

by nice to meet you im bored December 26, 2010

Keko

Keko is one of the best people I’ve ever met! He’s kind and lovely and I love him a lotttt! There’s no one like him in this planet and I’m rlly happy that I can be his friend (we could be more but he’s not in the mood lol).
He hurts me lots of times but I always forgive him cause he’s rlly especial to me hehe.
Keko goes to:
K - Kind
E - Especial

K - idk I’m not that good at English lol
O - Omg Cute

But yeah I luv him a lot

Keko is so cute and I love him a lot!

by U will never know hehe June 14, 2020

Keyboard Slam

-the act of becoming so frustrated taht all you can do is pound down on the keyboard and send nonsense

- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say

(Text) "hey, how tall is the empire state building?"

(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)

by MetrorteM April 14, 2010

keyboard pal

One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.

Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.

by Elliott September 4, 2005

Keyboard Spam

DTUDJhjrddjhdf&jdyrhjdrdhfkd5ykrsjyyjswrhyrsjys*7&646$$(;:;:/*&&3&3$(‘joiiguftdrsrstdmhfc,jfjuuktfutfiuktcciguc

Person 1: JMGFjdthdyfjdjrydyurduyrsyursuydusyydjs$ydjsyri4yrjjfhcjdfyhkfdfhdhdfkhfdkryjddtd&6&(&(&(&
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing

by theDead_Torch March 2, 2022