Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016

jizzator

Someone who cleans booths at erotica clubs.

This seat is sticky call the jizzator to clean it up.

by Bigdogzim March 10, 2017

Jizztroy

The act of male masturbation.

When Dan saw Ron with a boner, he told him to go jizztroy to some anal porn.

by pronstr July 24, 2017

jizzim stizzum

Its where you bust a fat nut and spit water all over yourself

Bro i just pulled a fat ass jizzim stizzum

by POSTMALONEY November 12, 2017

Jizznit

When something is 3 to 8 times cooler than something that is "the shiznit"

The chicks in that pearl iridescent corvette are the JIZZNIT!!!!

by Jay Dogg Pearl Iridescent August 26, 2019

Jizzett

Unanimously the G-O-A-T

you cant get anyone as good as jizzett, he is the greatest of all time no cap

by jizzettfangirl October 9, 2019

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019