hawking-up

An audible effort to clear the throat by expelling phlegm.

The café manager kept hawking-up as he had a heavy flu and it was disgusting because we were eating.

by Jobbing Man April 26, 2017

Sam Hastings

In cooking, to overuse garlic or undercook potatos.

He's pulled a Sam Hastings.

by Captain Scotch Egg January 15, 2010

reed hastings

The worst business blunder that can made at any given moment which always results in the immediate loss of an important contract.

Our business relationship with the county school board was excellent until Gary pulled a reed hastings and got caught downloading over 60 giga-bites of gay midget kiddie porn on the school nurses computers.

by OXXO and XOOX November 5, 2011

tsm hawking

Greatest fortnite streamer of all time

Person 1: I love watching fortnite!
Person 2: Are you watching tsm hawking?
Person 1: Of course I am!

by cheesythecheese March 13, 2018

Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.

Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

The Stephen Hawking

The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.

Jim: Dude I banged this girl last night and she was so good I made The Stephen Hawking face.

by SupraSwampa January 4, 2017

Hastings

staring inappropriatly for a long period of time at the breasts of a woman during conversation.

"Dude, I totally got caught Hastings that chic"

by the hastings October 16, 2008