Cold Handjob

when your girlfriend has cold hand and gives you a handjob

tim my girl always gives me a cold handjob

chris so what? thats the only way I can finish

tim dude....

by dcwwcd June 3, 2011

Chubby handjob

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.

Sasha: See that guy over there? Would you let him hit?? 👀
Jules: Nah he’s honestly a chubby handjob

by brilliantbimbo69 June 25, 2021

sloppy handjob

Very much similar to the tantalizing sloppy blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva, a sloppy handjob requires large amounts of salivas and other
Lubricating products such anal lubricants, coconut oils as well as other plant based oils. The most popular in the Hardcore sex communities is by far Schloans Schlong Jelly. The goal is to produce a noisey extremely satisfying organs to which the penis spent mixes well into the lubricant that is being used.

Justo went to that old man’s house down the street and he traded a sloppy handjob for a brand new Xbo360

by Andres M C April 9, 2023

News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017

Gearshift Handjob

A handjob in which the dick is used like a car gearshift, increasing the stroking intensity with each gear.

I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever

by ArmiTej December 1, 2021

floss handjob

Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.

WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.

ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

Dooryard Handjob

When a mud cricket jerks ya off in some dude’s driveway in Washington County, Maine

Heard ya girl gave you a Dooryard Handjob at ya ma’s house

by TheDowneaster February 10, 2022