goofies

A slang term used to describe a retard. Official meeting places include wal-mart and Career center. Primary retards in history include Tim Allen, Ash Ketchum and Spencer.

God that goofie is retarded as hell.
Spencer you goofie!

by 3n! January 10, 2005

Goof mode

When someone gives up information to the cops about co accused at the time of arrest but decided to do the right thing at trial

Tara is arrested and while being question at the police station she goes in to goof mode and tells the police about her co accused which then gets them arrested but when it comes time to court time Tara decides to do the right thing and keep her mouth closed.

by Tara scott September 23, 2021

Goof ball

A concoction, typically injected, of crystal methamphetamine, and fentanyl/carfentanyl

I can't believe he died. I didn't even know he was smashing goof balls

by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021

goof dick

One who cannot function properly in social situations.

Not only is Ted a dumb mother fucker, but the goof dick cannot control himself. It's no wonder he can't get laid in a morgue.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007

Goofed

When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.

Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.

Lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.

by Jballa March 2, 2014

goof-ball

Someone who looks studpid while doing something......see goober

Kyle looks like a goof-ball on the knee board

by Nick October 9, 2003

goof

The word goof means your basiaclly every bad word in the book. You have done wrong. Once your labelled as a goof, your better off relocating to a new city, it might be so bad, you might as well move right out of the counrty.

I can't believe John gave the police a statement, we knew him since we were in pajamas and now he wants to sell us out like that. He is a fucking goof, and he better get the fuck out of dodge before he catches the bullet train.

by Rob L September 19, 2006