Flog

to floor a car, or accelerate it to its limits.

volcanic: saw the SES bus today
me: so what'd you do?
volcanic: fuckn flogged it past them at 170

by QFRSSaddle August 1, 2022

Flog

Danny

"Hey, flog. Nice Pokèmon shoes you fat cunt"

by Dr.AlanBeads July 4, 2020

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012

walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008

Flog

Despite its many meanjjngs it can also be used as an acronym for Funny Looking Old Guy

The flog over there just keeps to himself.

Gee that flog has lucked in getting that pretty girl.

by Brackmeister June 12, 2019

flogging

like blogging but focusing on the future

John is flogging.

Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.

by floggingnotblogging December 30, 2019

Ultra-Flog

Beat someone to near death.

A criminal was caught Ultra-Flogging a man, when the the cops interfered

by BoomBoomBilly January 18, 2011