Flex tape

Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.

With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!

by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018

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Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019

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flex time

Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.

Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced

by unclebustter May 18, 2006

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flex shield

A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.

Similar to "tensing up".

Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps

"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."

by Given Dodis December 28, 2007

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