awkward fingers

When two guys attempt to Eiffel Tower a girl but she's too tall, so they can only awkwardly touch the tips of their fingers.

We totally tried to Eiffel Tower her but all we got was awkward fingers.

by KeNayNay August 1, 2009

Frederick Fingers

The Frederick Fingers is a notorious crew/gang in Frederick, MD. They have been accused of extortion, trafficking illicit substances, and theft. They are often made fun of for their ridiculous name.

You better watch out, I heard this was the Frederick Fingers turf!

by bossshit420 December 7, 2022

5 finger forehead

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!

Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.

by SydiWadd October 29, 2014

finger crotch

The large space between the thumb and pointer finger.

Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.

by samsmithsonion April 11, 2015

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Cooter Fingers

The most-commonly used fingers on a hand used to touch the female genitalia, either during sex acts or female hygene, usually being the index and middle fingers.

I can't believe that she reached into that box of donuts and touched all of them with her cooter fingers!

by The Office Donut Box Police June 17, 2010

4 fingers up

you are loyal to 1 man only

Jeez she has 4 fingers up she must be madly in love with her man

by she<3youman July 16, 2022