Diagami

Diagami occurs when someone has diarrhea and when they excrete their fecal matter. The feces in the toilet is often oddly shaped, distorted or complex which gives it the appearence of origami, hence the words name.

Bill: Sorry man, can't make the movie. I've got one baaad case of diarrhea. It's just flowing through me! It's not all bad though... I created some mad diagami before!
Bob: Sweet mate, what was it?
Bill: One of those birds... A crane I think they're called.

by Mr Atom Bomb November 19, 2010

diagonal protrusion

An erect penis. Term first used in the book The Forever Question: Goonocracy.

"He used his diagonal protrusion to activate an uncomfortable conversation by poking her ear."

by Prolapsing Profusely August 20, 2011

Diagonaly

Another word to describe the phrase: "...with many men."

Person 1: "How do you sleep?"
Person 2: "I sleep diagonaly!"

by IronManzl October 27, 2011

Diagrasm

The ecstatic enjoyment derived after comprehending a diagram, usually occurring when the subject was thought too complex to understand.

I had no idea what the lecturer was talking about, but then I had a diagrasm over the flowchart.

by Cornish Mike Tea November 10, 2011

Diaphoresis

The act of shouting out completely wrong answers in class to professors questions.

Professor: Can anyone tell me the 12th letter in the alphabet?
Student J: JELLO

Student B: Jen has diaphoresis again.

by farmahkology March 16, 2012

diaganerding

Cutting diagonally across parking spaces in a parking lot.

Steven was diaganerding all over the Walmart parking lot.

by LarraKyleen September 29, 2012

Diaphorhea

Diaphorhea is a cross between Diaphoresis (The medical name for profuse perspiration) where ones ass has filled with sweat or is sweaty.

"Man, its fucking hot out here, all this heat is giving me diaphorhea"
"My AC is out and I woke up with diaphorhea"
"Diaphorhea, the working mans worst enemy"
"I was porking some chick and we both came out of it with a bad case of diaphorhea"

by Blamie April 8, 2014