to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.
"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.
by MikeS August 15, 2006
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to be high on marijuana aka pot, reefer, gange, etc
Dude, i got fucking diagonal last night
by Skottish June 8, 2007
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When double dating, the person you are not directly involved with.
I dunno whether to say she's my girl's friend, or my friend's girl. She's my diagonal.
by WADK November 15, 2007
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A sexual act. The man and woman are in what would appear to be missionary position, but their heads are rotated around 45 degrees with the axis at their genital connection.
Aw, man, I tried diagonaling with Alice last night. It was an amazing sensation.
by Imperial_Inquisitorius March 18, 2011
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Hey did you hear diagonic got kicked off the hospital entrance discord

No wonder lmao he deserves to die
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To be retarded, stupid, bad
Kinda like “wack” or “ass”
Usually used with “fucking” in front
Yo dipshit stop being so fucking diagonal
This new album is fucking diagonal dude
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A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.
Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.
by the angler October 10, 2012
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