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Diaphorhea 

Diaphorhea is a cross between Diaphoresis (The medical name for profuse perspiration) where ones ass has filled with sweat or is sweaty.
"Man, its fucking hot out here, all this heat is giving me diaphorhea"
"My AC is out and I woke up with diaphorhea"
"Diaphorhea, the working mans worst enemy"
"I was porking some chick and we both came out of it with a bad case of diaphorhea"
Diaphorhea by Blamie April 8, 2014
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Diaphorrhea 

When you get sweatty' whilst pooing
I broke out in cold diaphorrhea in the school bathroom.

Diaperrhea 

When your diaper is so full that it is leaking poop down your leg.
That babies diaper is so full and over flowing, there is diaperrhea all over the place. It's in my shoes!
Diaperrhea by General Sarvis January 22, 2017

Knowledge Diahorea 

when someone just spurts out random facts all the time.
'yeah, so anyway, last night on home and away...'
'did you know that...'
'SHUT THE HELL UP you always have Knowledge Diahorea !!!'

Diaperhead 

An Arab/Muslim with a turban.
Ron: You think he's got a bomb under
that thing?

Hank: Damn diaperheads bombing our country.
Diaperhead by joseee93 October 8, 2008

diahorrea 

1.Pressing matter.
2.Brown crap, not really poop but comes outta your asshole anyways, that shoots out your butt whether you're ready or not.
-He can't come 'cause he has diahorrea
-I told him he shouldn't eat shit off the ground!
diahorrea by Jaden_Aye May 12, 2009

diahorrea 

The brown crap overwhelming smelly yellow bits of sweetcorn that hasnt seen daylight for over 12- 13 years Like when you sit on the toilet struggling for life taking out that aggression on thinking about Osama binladen until *poof* it squirms out like a waterfall or tap that never switches off.. steamy hot and consumed well for days! And atlast you finish, releived! Thank god!
In other words... diahorrea
diahorrea by I.Tehpwner.I August 29, 2006
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murderhobo 

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