Daftcunt

Connor a pure daftcunt

Laceylee- connor your a daftcunt

by Affrghtcgtf May 21, 2025

draftposting

Asking a question that you would have already looked up privately if it was that important to you.
Saying something so ridiculous that it makes the recipient feel as though you are the kind of person to ask about whether or not there will be a Military Draft.

"Chat, what are the symptoms of lead poisoning?"

"Hi! Does anyone know the current status of the Doomsday plane and clock? Please post both!"

"Do any of u know how to survive carbon monoxide"

"Half of the internet spent 72 hours draftposting after the President bombed those facilities in that other country in 2025. Why do we have the Internet again?"

by Somniostatic June 22, 2025

Dafties

Not to be confused with a group of foolish individuals, Dafties are the Manchester-based music duo recognized for terrible alt pop music

Person A: "Did you go to the Dafties gig last night?"
Person B: "No, why would I put myself through that?"

by John Mcgrellis October 26, 2025

Daftermite

Totally a real Scrabble word

"I can put an 'er' between 'daft' and 'mite' to make 'daftermite'

by Eciliz November 28, 2025

Louisiana Dartpusher

It is a sexual maneuver when a male stands 7 feet away and breaks into a full sprint, colliding with the vagina, and driving her into the wall in a orgasmic way.

Bro, we were messing around and i desired to do the Louisiana Dartpusher!

by Tridentras May 8, 2016

Oi daftie

Scottish slang for "Hello", but only used for people you're pals with

Scottish Guy 1:"Oi daftie"
Scottish Guy 2:"Whit bawbag"

by Finlavia November 1, 2023

as daft as a brush

A way to describe someone acting silly, or foolhardy. Generally a Yorkshire phrase.

“Our Steve is as daft as a brush!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025