comps

Short for compadre.

Hey, Comps, how's it going?

by snapp January 19, 2004

cumpensation

n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this

v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.

Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.

Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.

by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011

Cump

When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.

Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.

by mograbs October 27, 2011

Crumps

a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers

What's up Crumps?

by Lizzyyyyyyyyyyy August 13, 2008

Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."

by Phill Latio May 8, 2008

compsci

(komp-skee) - an individual who studies computer science. ALSO a way of life. An adept of the Compsci style of living is a lazy person who is never seen outside of their comfort zones (bedroom, bath robe). They may suffer from fear of light, and are prone to spending long hours watching anime, playing pc games or reading sci-fi. They also get away with putting as little energy as they need into everything they do.

Person 1: "Hi Compsci!"
Compsci: "W00T W00T, L33T L33T. I just upgraded my level 69 staff of penetration"
Person 1: "I upgraded your mum last night, to first class!"

by Ronald Johansson May 18, 2008

Chumpster

A drunk chatter who brags about all the things "he owns" but actually lives out of a dumpster.

"The Drunk Chumpster bragged in the chatroom about 'his irrigation system', "his neighbors' and 'his house" but it actually belongs to someone else."

by monito December 5, 2009