Hipsturd

Hipsters who are not hip, but copy the precedents of true bohemian eras in order to conform and assert a phony individuality. Large groups of them exhibit a romper-room mentality, a high level of ignorance and snobbery, and an exorbitant lack of originality.
I can't stand that neighborhood - it's filled with hipsturds.
by mograbs April 11, 2011
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Cump

When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.
Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.
by mograbs May 30, 2011
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