mograbs's definitions

Cump

When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.

Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.

by mograbs October 27, 2011

Hipsturd

Hipsters who are not hip, but copy the precedents of true bohemian eras in order to conform and assert a phony individuality. Large groups of them exhibit a romper-room mentality, a high level of ignorance and snobbery, and an exorbitant lack of originality.

I can't stand that neighborhood - it's filled with hipsturds.

by mograbs April 29, 2011