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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
Word of the Day on July 25, 2021
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A very effective fuck buddy/fwb/casual partner who always assures mutual orgasms during sexual encounters.
Kayla and George weren’t dating but had a history of being CUMPADRES with the ability to always climax with each other. They understood sharing is caring.
Cumpadre by TreyANDEmily July 20, 2021
Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
Cumpadre by Phill Latio May 8, 2008
1. godfather
2. a close friend
3. a classmate
4. a companion in war
mi compadre murio el sabado pasado en iraq.
los compadres duermien durante el clase.
compadre by CardPenComic December 1, 2006
American-Sicilian slang. Means "good fella; best friend".

Used in many italian-american movies.
Hey cumpare! How u doing?

Whats up cumpare?

Lets go cumpare!
originally meant to "co-parent". a term used in antiquity to detote two men who had taken an oath of friendship or blood-brotherood before the Church. later, such relationships and ceremonies were known as becoming "siblings before God", and still later compadre became synonymous with the role of godparents or baptismal sponsors.
compadre by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
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