crapper

A term used to describe someone in a derogitory manner. Most often, it is used in describing a child who misbehaves frquently. It is also used to describe anyone who acts in a crappy or unpleasant manner. See cruster, jerk.

That little crapper Tommy stepped out in front of the car and pointed his toy gun at us as we drove by.

Those Iranians are acting like real crappers about thier nuclear plants.

by Ian Callahan January 21, 2006

Crapper's Foot

A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.

I was on the can for an hour, now I've got a serious case of Crapper's Foot.

by firebrand13 December 11, 2012

Chipper

person that can use narcotics on occasion without becoming physically addicted.

Don't worry about joe, he is just a chipper and never gets a habbit. He can take it or leave it and won't spend his rent money on the H

by John N Toxey February 18, 2008

Crapper

an amature hiphop rapper who so untalented. "His rap stank like crap!'

a very bad, inexperienced hiphop rapper with little or talent.

by boris lugosi September 30, 2004

The Crippler

A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.

Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.

by therapists July 16, 2008

poodle clipper

1. Definitely not the nickname of Dom DiMaggio.

2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.

"Oh sorry! I was just responding to your typically derisive comments, usually made when you think the poster at the end of your barb is probably not around. What do I expect from a poodle clipper?"

by Stormrider6 January 13, 2009

Scarlet Crimpernel

The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.

Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.

Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009