computer dick

Similar to whiskey dick. It's when you are on a date with a girl and can't get it up because you spanked it all day while on the internet.

Friend: "How was your date with Suzy?" You: "Ah man, I had computer dick and couldn't get it up." Friend: "Are you fucking cereal? She's hot!"

by Rockabee September 10, 2014

Overwatch Competitive

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer

overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018

computard

One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

Complicity Theorist

(noun) - a person who accepts the political narrative of the day unquestionably; consumes mainstream media like it was 1980; and is prone to submissiveness, outbursts of irrational fear, and public shaming of free-thinkers.

Dan and Scott are complicity theorists that believe State sanctioned censorship of free speech and protest are for the utilitarian greater good.

My mother is an avid complicity theorist who believes everything reported on main stream media and in government press conferences, without question.

Richard and Perle were operatives who used the Deep State apparatus to subliminally and insidiously control the minds of the unassuming general population through main stream media disinformation; complicity theorists soon became the societal norm.

Antonym: Conspiracy Theorist

Origin of Complicity Theorist: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)

by UtterSpace September 9, 2020

Compton Velcro

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

by Master Kitty July 30, 2008

Woodcock Complex

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.

"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

by DaTominator7 June 28, 2016

Cringe Compalation

A cringe compalation consists of stolen videos supposably cringey. They often consist of unfunny texts in the video such as "your mom" and other things a 12 year old would say. People make these vids in hopes of getting lots of views and feeling good about themselves to make up for the attention that their mother never gave them.

Yayyy . A 9 year old's art that is cringey because they are new at this. Let me take it and put it into my cringe compalation and get views off their art and feel like I have importance in this world.

by Ima_nice_guyyyy February 16, 2018