Celebi

A sexuality where the person is only gay for celebrities. They are straight for normal people but when it comes to celebrities their straightness disappears.

"I'm celebi so I have a boyfriend but I also want to fuck Lauren Jauregui ."

by dangerouskait August 3, 2016

Celebating

Pertains to the act of not having sex. I.e. whenever one is not having sex.

I am celebating (i.e. I am not having sex).

by cica October 24, 2009

celebian

It's literally the word "celebrity" but with a different spelling

"I wanna be a celebian when I grow up."

by Qinky June 13, 2018

FC Celeb

The quirky people on Neopets who live on the Fan Clubs chat boards and are better known than every other normie on there.

To list a few:
Pic
Leesah
Fork
Teddy
Victoria Pennstate
Yadzia
Markinator
Smutch/Sunshine
Hawk
ambientblackmetal

Through other means, FC lurkers have come to recognize most of the users associated with Chat Groups, as well.

CG Celebs would be:
HAM
ALA
GS
COTC

The FC Celeb Leesah had blue hair back when she was cool. :(
It is sad that CG's are this recognizable. :(

by l33sah September 30, 2009

Celebration Dinner

When your female counterpart requests you to perform oral sex on her. As she reaches climax, she defecates. That is your celebration dinner.

Oh, Ron....I hope you're hungry because I'm ready to give you a celebration dinner that you'll never forget!

by Rick Snorbstein January 12, 2011

Celebi

A sentient flying onion.

Last night I cooked dinner using that celebi I caught the other day.

by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

celebent

Someone who doesn't want to get with girls because they cause too many problems.

Matt: Geeze. Idk who to like. Too many choices and too many issues with each one.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.

by stoisgod. April 30, 2006