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Cockeroy

Holy shit thats a cockeroy!
by John12345657 November 16, 2010
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mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun
Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"
by mothercocker November 3, 2010
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cokerized

To shamelessly take something outstanding and diminish its value entirely. To turn a ferocious juggernaut into a an emasculated shell of its former self.
I clapped as loud as I could and pumped my fists aggressively, but it was futile. We had been cokerized.
by Romulox September 20, 2006
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cooder

a varaint spelling of cooter

aka Pussy
by unter-housen March 18, 2003
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Chode choker

A man or woman so eager and desperate to suck a dick that they would stoop so low as to engage in sucking a chode. Usually a derogatory term used for males.
Man, that guy is a chode choker!
by Austin March 19, 2005
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choker

Someone who blows a seemingly insurmountable lead in any competitive endevour. A person or team that suffers a nervous collapse caused by pressure of winning.
by mark marshall December 5, 2004
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cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.
{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.
by Dodqe September 24, 2010
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