bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.

Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.

by gimpshoe May 6, 2018

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.

"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"

by AJCrowley July 23, 2019

Bitchelor

A bitchelor is an unmarried man who complains about being single like a bitch. A bachelor, but with a hateable personality.

"Did you hear Jeff complaining the other day? I heard Susan dumped him." "Yea, he's such a bitchelor."

by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020

bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 13, 2020

bachelor bracket

A group of friends watch ABC’s “The Bachelor” and guess who’s gonna win. It’s like an NCAA basketball bracket where contestants are eliminated each week.

Hey girls, let’s do a bachelor bracket! Personally, I think Rachel’s gonna win because she’s the prettiest.

by Rusty687 January 3, 2021

Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.

Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”

by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021