shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.
“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”
by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 February 22, 2018
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Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.
You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…
by Nopeatsoflo January 06, 2024
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Chicken and Broccoli

Noun. Hollywood code language for steroids, human growth hormone (HGH), or other performance enhancing drug.
Interviewer: "What did you do to bulk up for this role?"
Actor: "Worked out seven days a week and ate lots of Chicken and Broccoli."
by MatteoRyon February 29, 2024
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Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock
Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday
by Zekey Pekey July 04, 2021
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Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.
"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"
by MisterGoose September 13, 2020
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Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
by badder than Heman April 20, 2023
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