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Cincinnati Blumpkin

This is similar to the glorious art of a blumpkin, but in this particular case the girl is the one who is on the toilet, either pooping or urinating, preferably urinating since girls don't poop, and the man is standing up in front of her while she is sucking his cock. You may also refer to this thrilling maneuver as an "oppo-blump" since it's pretty much the opposite of a blumkin.
Listen Taylor, I dont care that you're in the bathrooom, I bought you lunch so you better give me a cincinnati blumpkin, bitch!
by Shhmee February 14, 2010
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windy blumpkin

the act of ejaculating during oral copulation whilst breaking a most foul wind. its a blumpkin without all the fecal mess!!
It's the beantown blumpkin! Consume a large plateful of beans and give your body time to create the methane. Your lover will enjoy the rich aroma of molasses beans garlic and ass!
while watching a red sox game i ate a can of b&m beans. two hours later my colon and my cock exploded in a really windy blumpkin! now thats was wicked great!
by the lopez!! August 1, 2010
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Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin

While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.
Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!
by isabelyarg January 28, 2008
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Blumping

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!
by Zarbonian May 6, 2018
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blumpkinrhea

Having loose, liquid, or explosive bowel movements while getting your dick sucked.
Chris had to take some Pepto after having a bad case of blumpkinrhea.
by Ripdawg January 20, 2010
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King Blumpkin

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective
Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin
by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010
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batman blumpkin

when you go ass to mouth with a girl.
then as you start to ejaculate in her mouth you pinch off your urethra then turn the girl around and ejaculate on her back. then proceed to rub your semen on her back with your penis. all of this happening while you are defecating in your toilet.
man1: hey what did you do last night with that girl?

man2: that girl and I did batman blumpkin
by Mr. M0nk3y January 1, 2012
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