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New Zealand Birthday Party

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.
Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!
by Rionox March 1, 2023
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Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses

Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses are kisses from the other members given to the birthday boy. They are given every birthday to whoever’s birthday it is.
“Hey O.de, are you ready for the Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses?”

Definitely not!”
by gaonlover June 13, 2023
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birthday grouch

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
by YAWA January 31, 2020
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Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010
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birthday cheater

A person who receives a birthday present before his/her birthday and proceeds to open it before his/her birthday.
I would not have given Tessa her birthday present a week early if I knew she was going to be birthday cheater and open it the same day...
by Nathan S. August 30, 2008
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birthday rave

a rave on or close to you birthday (most times there in the same month) were you dance and take more then usual amounts of drugs. Some people wear birthday things to let every one know its there birthday.
Fabys birthday rave is oggie boggie
by strokess April 28, 2009
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Birthday Cheques

Cheques or Checks (American English) you receive as a birthday present.

Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.

Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.

Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
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