flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

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message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

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board the 747

When a girl begins to ride your shaft.

After a few minutes of foreplay, Becky straddled Carl and began to board the 747.

by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

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A skate board pimmped out with tasles chains tin foil or what ever is lookin claen on your scraper. invented in A-town by the SPK and the TTS clicks... we roll hard so dont step. if you see a scraper board scrapin in you direction you better step back.

If you se me on my scraper board Step back and watch me scrape.

by SPK/TTS November 21, 2007

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Board 3

A social board on gamefaqs where people go to discuss girl problems, alcohol addictions, and being 21 year old black virgins.

This board is more commonly referred to as "PotD"

Person 1: Lolol board 3 > board 8
Person 2: NO U!

by asdfrofl September 16, 2008

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