King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.
by Type_Writer June 22, 2017
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1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat
1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg
by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017
Get the asshat mug.An asshat is typically someone who is a bummer. Always chiming in with their own opinion, nobody likes them.
by Lunaradraws March 11, 2018
Get the Asshat mug.An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.
St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”
David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"
David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"
by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017
Get the Asshat mug.by Bigjohnt02 March 6, 2017
Get the Asshat mug.A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."
John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016
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