Apoclamite

An apoclamite is someone or as is the apoclamite are a people living in what is seen as the end of time or an era to which there is little too no chance of survival or recovery.

It seemed obvious that the end was nigh, yet still the apoclamite carried on regardless, not realising they were causing the problem.

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

apologeimtic

an adjective used to describe someone liable to apologising profusely and unnecessary when no one asked.

That weeb over there is so apologeimtic- needs to catch a shag for real.

by catastrophicallyspliffedup69 October 15, 2022

Apolodonald

Using McDonald’s as an apology for doing something naughty. Or having to buy a McDonald’s to gain forgiveness from your peers when they feel you have jolly japed them.

“Jack owes us an apolodonald for trying to poison me with that laithcake”

by SwegMania August 23, 2023

Cultural Apocalypse

The destruction of an aesthetic value system.

When someone like Kanye West makes the cover of Time magazine's "The World's 100 Most Influential People" (April 2015 issue) ... society has officially reached a cultural apocalypse.

by Skylar01 April 17, 2015

Cock apocalypse

To sleep with an ex or numerous exs in one night after a long period of time. Knowing it's a bad idea.

Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.

by dawoods October 21, 2018

Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.

(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;

by Fnaftail28 March 12, 2019

Deep Apologies

“Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”

Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”

Text Response: “Deep Apologies”

Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”

by kznutt64 January 27, 2021