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Apostolos

Pertaining to the twelve apostles. A godley name, proud, religious, determined are all characterisitcs pertaining to the use of this name. Christian, orthodox background. Highly sought after name in hellenic circles.
Apostolos the great.
by ganta March 4, 2010
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Zombie Apocalypse

The one thing mankind has feared for eternity
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.
by thekid9100 November 7, 2010
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Apostle

A member of the 12 Apostles.

B - Bartholomew
A - Andrew
P - Peter, Phillip
T - Thomas, Thaddeus
J - James the great, James the less, John, Judas
S - Simon
M - Matthew, Matthias(who later replaced Judas)
John was the only Apostle who didn't die as a martyr.
by xoxolilylovesyouxoxo May 20, 2007
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Apocal

1: A catastrophic takeover, resulting in the apocalypse, particularly referring to zombies.

2: What zombies will do in 2012, leading to the apocalypse.
Some scientists believe that December 12, 2012 will be the day that zombies finally rise from their graves and apocal the world.
by JMO... January 10, 2010
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apostrofuck

Sexual intercourse as an interruption of another activity, which is then resumed afterwards.
Gregory was studying for his exams when Christel showed up. After a quick apostrofuck, Gregory got back to work. Christel was sore.
by Forest Friend April 17, 2010
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aposta

stupid fucking hood rat term meaning "supposed to".
My grandma said I ain't aposta do hood rat things and hang out with friends that smoke with cigarettes, but I ain't care. I wanna do it cuz it's fun, fun to do bad things.
by Gross Dogg September 11, 2010
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Apocalcopter

Noun

The occurrence of multiple simultaneous apocalypses.
John: Man, this nuclear fallout sure does suck.

Bill: Yeah, but its not nearly as bad as the zombie outbreak.

John: You're right, get the shotguns and rad suits we have an apocalcopter on our hands.
by Brett Slater November 5, 2010
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