mother jesus

One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.

Omg it’s Mother Jesus!
Kool!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

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Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

by Vshjaar March 6, 2010

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MOTHER FUCKER

Kyle Shepherd

Kyle shepherd is a mother fucker. His favorite women are ones that have kids or he knows he can get knocked up.

by Motherfuckerswife January 25, 2019

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What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.

1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"

by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011

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mp’s mother

Mother of MP. MP is the Mycareer guy in nba2k23

“I went to dinner with Mp’s mother last night”

-Kendrick Perkins

by LeftFoots October 31, 2022

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ur brother a mother

The biggest roast of all time. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grandmammy tranny, ur grandpap trap, ur sister mister, no u are all inferior.

oofer: ur mom gay
pleb: ur dad lesbian
oofer: no u
pleb: ur grandmammy tranny
oofer: ur sister a mister
pleb: ur grandpap trap
oofer: but ur brother a mother
pleb: *instantly in hell*

by Dropped My Idiot February 1, 2019

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