Monkey's Minute 

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.

Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you

Monkey's Minute by Shartzy August 18, 2024

monkey knuckle 

When a gay man, or woman/ straight man, or woman shoves their hand up there partners ass then pulls out there shit then chucks it at the wall, or in there partners face

Hey girl wanna do the monkey knuckle

monkey knuckle by James Swindell August 20, 2024

Monkey A** 

A Stupid A** Person

Look At Them Monkey A** Yn's Trolling On The Net

Monkey A** by Lil Ki October 30, 2024

Monkey Ahh 

A Stupid Ahh Person

Look At Them Monkey Ahh Folks Trolling On The Net

Monkey Ahh by Lil Ki October 30, 2024

Monkey's Ass 

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.

Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass

Monkey's Ass by Gius? November 4, 2024

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

monkey arse by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Monkey Gang 

A group of powerful players on the Minecraft Anarchy server known as 9b9t. They are well known as doxxers and exploiters in the community.

Did you hear about the new Monkey Gang godmode exploit?

Monkey Gang by AtomicMaster December 28, 2024