Taint louis 

A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.

"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."

Taint louis by Foolhardy Hero November 29, 2015

taint feathers 

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"

After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.

taint feathers by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017

Taintly 

When someone is being rude or mean and is hovering between being a dick and an asshole

Something must be bothering Scott. He's been acting taintly all morning.

Taintly by Sytown August 31, 2017

taint spank 

A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.

During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.

To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.

"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"

taint spank by OneFailedFaggot June 14, 2018

Taint Knife 

Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.

"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"

"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"

Taint Knife by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018

Taint Holders 

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

Taint Holders by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

Tainting the Pole by Beaflord September 17, 2018