Brown-eye

Brown eye: an evil, machiavellian look, or the look of a stupid person.

Derived from a look that might be given by Gordon Brown (prime minister of England). Gordon has only one eye and is frequently called a one-eyed Scotch cunt.

Look at that window-licker. He's giving you the Brown-eye.

Brown-eye by jimxxjim February 15, 2009

brown water trick 

the act of deception in which a patron at a self-serve beverage dispensary orders water but in fact fills his/her cup with a soda/lemonade/tea of some sort that would otherwise have cost money. usually pulled by those who fleet and jesse.

(after sitting down at a fast food establishment)

guy 1: yo i thought you got water with your crunchwrap supreme?

guy 2: thats what the man thinks, but i just pulled that brown water trick nukka!!!

guy 3: is you rollin?

guy 2: bitch i might be!

brown water trick by Brew-HaHa December 10, 2009

brown kettle 

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.

He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.

brown kettle by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004

brown ring king 

One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.

Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.

Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)

brown ring king by Chesai August 22, 2006

brown bars 

Jail or Jailhouse A prison

im behind the brown bars for 10 to life

brown bars by raingree January 9, 2008

Brown baggin'

1. The act of doing nothing in particular, however your time is seemingly occupied by small and entertaining activities, typically whilst under the infulence of marijuana.

2. A lifestyle involving the frequent use of marijuana where by your days are occupied by unholesome yet entertaining activities.

3. A trendy style of clothing which has its roots in 60's hippie culture, with contempary infulence from techno and jazz. Most important is always comfort.

1. What are you doing today?
You know, brown baggin' it, might play some cod, cook some food, go for a treck.

2. "Just been brown baggin' for the past few weeks."

3. "Those pants are pretty brown baggin'."
"You should feel the wind on my balls."

Brown baggin' by Azi with the donk October 17, 2008

brown out 

Similar to a black out, but occurs when someone is so drunk they shit them self, around the house or just anywhere.

Cory got so drunk last night he had a brown out in the kitchen.

brown out by Button88 July 5, 2010