brown kettle

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.
He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.
by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004
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dinner theatre

A simultaneous rusty trombone and ice cream dispenser or hot karl, between 2 people. Also an EP by musical group Yeti on a Budget, featuring the songs Hot Karl and Rusty Trombone.
"I was just planning on a hot karl, but then he started playing the rusty trombone, and when I started dispensing the ice cream, we had a dinner theatre on our hands!"
"I've been listening to that Yeti EP "Dinner Theatre" like all day"
by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004
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CBG

Shorthand for cigar box guitar, homemade instruments often made during times of depression with whatever was available. Played in modern times by groups like Jug Fusion, Bazookahosen, Yeti On A Budget, Shane Speal, Presidents of the USA and others.
I just put the finishing touches on my new CBG, it has tone for days.
by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004
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star wars junkie

someone addicted to Star Wars. They know every movie, comic, character, ship, event, and creature that was in the series.
Man, Bren sure is a star wars junkie!
by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004
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relay race

Another sexual term used only by the most extreme fetishists, a relay race is the act of defecating into another person's anus, then they either defecate back into your anus or into the anus of the next person on down the line.
Jorge and Sheila and I ran a mean relay race the other day.

You better be sure to lay off the beans if you want to be in shape for next week's relay race.
by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004
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california driver

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.
by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004
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