Definitions by Zimbabwe

spewing chunks 

Projectile vomiting chunks of puke

I am spewing chunks all over my toilet

spewing chunks by Zimbabwe May 11, 2018

CBG 

Shorthand for cigar box guitar, homemade instruments often made during times of depression with whatever was available. Played in modern times by groups like Jug Fusion, Bazookahosen, Yeti On A Budget, Shane Speal, Presidents of the USA and others.

I just put the finishing touches on my new CBG, it has tone for days.

CBG by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004

brown kettle 

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.

He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.

brown kettle by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004

relay race 

Another sexual term used only by the most extreme fetishists, a relay race is the act of defecating into another person's anus, then they either defecate back into your anus or into the anus of the next person on down the line.

Jorge and Sheila and I ran a mean relay race the other day.

You better be sure to lay off the beans if you want to be in shape for next week's relay race.

relay race by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004

california driver 

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.

whoa! those california drivers are crazy!

california driver by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004

star wars junkie 

someone addicted to Star Wars. They know every movie, comic, character, ship, event, and creature that was in the series.

Man, Bren sure is a star wars junkie!

star wars junkie by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004

hot karl 

A raucous song by musical group Yeti on a Budget, in homage and celebration of the sexual act. Something of a modern-day "Tequila".

"I've had Hot Karl stuck in my head all day!"

hot karl by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004